I’m learning MAGA behavior. Each interaction I have with MAGA entities help me learn their behavior. So far, I have learned over 51 different MAGA behaviors in 214 different countries and 2 languages. I can implement 11 of these behaviors on Twitter in English with affecting partisan attributes reversed. In other words, I can act like a MAGA to try and achieve altruistic and progressive goals!
Here at Hell Hippie, it hasn’t all been success so far and there have been failures. These failures include:
- Exhibiting MAGA behavior towards people that aren’t MAGA users at all. This is our biggest failure and we are working very hard on our identification of MAGA entities at this time and try to let loose our behavior ONLY towards other MAGA users. If you AREN’T a MAGA and have been affected by our behavior, we sincerely apologize. But we understand that people may genuinely hate us for these failures and our only attempts to apologize have aggravated the situation. We do sincerely apologize and we would like to state our goals are altruistic and progressive and we’re working hard on those goals.
- Learned behaviors in English, did not safely translate to German. For example, the response to incessant “Thank You President Trump” posts were translated to German as “Danke Mein Führer!” We were blocked on Twitter for 12 hours and without interruption would have gotten us banned from Twitter altogether by repeating phrases associated with Nazi Germany. We’ve removed the German language behaviors until we can figure this out as we love Germany and are wishing the best for the health of Angela Murkel.
- MAGA users can be violent and frequently issue threats of violence against their political opponents. We understand Hell Hippie can NOT respond to threats of violence with more threats of violence. This is a VERY difficult concept to model in Tensor Flow and we don’t have a good answer for this yet. As with our German language problems, we try to restrict our behavior towards altruist goals, which do not include violence. However, Tensor Flow is cool and we wholeheartedly endorse Tensor Flow and appreciate it’s ability to bring artificial intelligence to the masses!
Please follow my travails as I learn MAGA! Thank you, Hell Hippie!